HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THE LOVE AT STAKE HEROES?

Warning: you will be graded on this. Your status in the Vampire World hangs in the balance.

Which guys from the Love at Stake series said the following quotes?

1. “I’m in deep thit.” (book 1)

Howard

Roman

Gregori

Laszlo

 

2. “Bugger. We need our bloody fangs.” (book 1)

Ian

Jean-Luc

Roman

Connor

 

3. “I’d like to state for the record that I’m thoroughly opposed to murder. Especially my own.” (book 2)

Austin

Phil

Roman

Gregori

 

4. “This is no’ a purse. ’Tis a fine, manly tradition amongst the Scots.” (book 3)

Ian

Phineas

Angus

Austin

 

5. “I’m too sexy for my cape, too sexy for my fangs.” (books 1 and 9)

Gregori

Zoltan

Phineas

Jack

 

6. He gave her a quizzical look while his hands examined the back of her bra. “Where are the bloody hooks? Ye puir lass, were ye born into this contraption?” (book 3)

Connor

Angus

Dougal

Jean-Luc

 

7. “Hot damn,” he whispered. “It’s the po-po.” (book 6)

Carlos

Robby

Phineas

Jack

 

8. “Santo cielo, your panties are indestructible.” He continued to wage battle, but to no avail. “They could use this material to build spaceships.” (book 6)

Jack

Zoltan

Carlos

Jean-Luc

 

9. “He thinks you look fat in those shorts.” (book 9)

Ian

Robby

Carlos

J.L. Wang

 

10. “Sweetheart, if it’s not too much of an imposition, I would be forever beholden to you if you could kindly assume a reclining position so I can screw your brains out.” (book 7)

Angus

Phil

Jean-Luc

Jack

 

11. “Making love should take hundreds of steps,” he announced. “Even a kiss would take at least ten steps.” (book 4)

Jean-Luc

Jack

Roman

Phil

 

12. “I guess the cat’s out of the bag.” (book 8)

Phil

Howard

Carlos

Austin

 

13. “I thought I was a goner.” He smiled suddenly. “But hey, it could be worse.” (book 8)

Howard

Austin

Phil

J.L. Wang

 

14. “I was...redecorating.” He glanced at the hole in the wall. “I believe it’s called an art niche.” (book 8)

Robby

Jack

Carlos

Ian

 

15. “Damn. I’m just making it worse. Mom always said I was a bear in a china shop.” (book 9)

J.L. Wang

Howard

Phil

Austin

 

16. “Ye need vengeance. I understand that.” His eyes took on a sad, haunted look. “Be careful, lad. Vengeance can drive a man to do terrible things. Ye willna feel better if ye lose yer soul in the process.” (book 8)

Angus

Roman

Ian

Connor

 

The final questions revolve around a common theme:

17. “I apologize for making ye fall, but I was a wee angry after ye tried to kick me below the belt.” (book 3)

Angus

Connor

Jean-Luc

Jack

 

18. “Do you have something against a man’s balls?” He dropped her foot. “Try it again. And aim for my chest this time.” (book 9)

Angus

Phil

Carlos

Ian

 

19. “If I release you, ye’ll knee me. And I’m rather fond of my balls.” (book 5)

Angus

Ian

Howard

Phil

 

And this poor guy wasn’t as fast as the others!

20. “Holy Mother of God!” he gasped, supporting himself on all fours. “That hurts like hell.” (book 1)

Angus

Ian

Phil

Roman